Business between a Jew and an Arab

An Arab goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38.

The Jew, known for his skills as businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Arab buys 25 pairs.

He returns a few days later and this time orders Fifty.

The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Arab returns a month later and buys the Jew's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Arab, please tell me what he does with all these Black bras.

The Arab answers: I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $100.00 each.

Don't pretend you are a Muslims - Ramadan Joke

Two Christians were lost in the Sahara desert.
One is David, the other is Michael.

They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis, with what looked like an emirate of a mosque in the middle.

David said to Michael : "Look, let's pretend we are Muslims, otherwise we'll not get any food or drink. I am going to call myself Mohammed."

Michael refused to change his name, he said :" My name is Michael, and I will not pretend to be other than but what I am ...Michael."

The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names.

David said : "My name is Mohammed."
Michael said : "My name is Michael."

The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque and said :
"Please bring some food and water for Michael only."

Then he turned to the other and said :
"Well Mohammed I hope you are aware that we are still in the holy month of Ramadan."

Moral of the story : Always tell the truth and remain faithful to your God!

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What Jorge Larrionda saw

Frank Lampard never scored in last night England-Germany WC 2010 game. See below, the ball dropped before the line.



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Top 5 Solutions For The Gulf Oil Spill

When an explosion rocked the Deepwater Horizon offshore oil rig, killing 11, on April 20th--it set off a rupture that has been spewing at least 200,000 gallons of oil into the Gulf Of Mexico every day since. Now that BP's initial containment box has failed, the company is assessing other options.

Here are ideas people have proposed to help clean up the oil spill and stop the leak. Some seem plausible and effective, while others could potentially cause more damage in the end. Are these solutions crazy or genius? And what is your idea?

1. Build Fake Islands on top of the leaked well.

2. Nuke It to displace the ocean floor and squeeze shut the leaking oil well.

3. Meditation. Encourage worldwide meditation to stop the flow of oil in the Gulf Of Mexico.

4. Hay. Dump lots and lots of hay on the spillage area.

5. Plug The Leak With Garbage. US has lots of garbage.

Heathrow airport after the Iceland volcano ash

Heathrow airport after the Iceland volcano ash. Headache for the stranded passengers, headache for the pilots and headache for the air traffic controller.